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  110th EDITION OF THE RED RIVER RIVALRY

THIS IS JEOPARDY!
SPECIAL RED RIVER RIVALRY EDITION

This is JEOPARDY.  Now entering the studio are today’s contestants:

This former Iowa Hawkeye defensive back has been the head coach of the Oklahoma Sooners since 1999.  From Youngstown, Ohio, meet Bob Stoops. 

Fired from his head coaching position at the University of Arizona, recently demoted from co-defensive coordinator, this 53 year old OU outside linebackers coach is now required to watch games from the press-box because of anger management issues. Also from Youngstown, Ohio, meet Mike Stoops.

Recently fired after having spent 7 years on the Sooners coaching staff, this 52 year old Iowa Hawkeye alum is now calling plays for the Texas Longhorns. From Madison, Wisconsin, meet Jay Norvell.

 

And now, here’s the host of JEOPARDY! – Alex Trebek.  

TREBEK: "Thank you very much.  "On behalf of all of us, welcome to this special edition of Red River Rivalry JEOPARDY! 

You’ve met the contestants, now let’s take a look at today’s categories":

    DYSON’S & HOOVER’S                                STOOP-ID HUMAN TRICKS

   Things that sucked on Saturday                          Facts About the Stoops Brothers

                                                   POTENT POTABLES

        RHYMES WITH BUCK                               DUBIOUS DIGITS

TREBEK: I’ll remind our contestants that their responses must be in the form of a question. Which shouldn’t be too hard for Bob & Mike, since they clearly didn’t have any answers on Saturday.  Jay will start us off today…Coach Norvell, please select a category…

JAY: “I’ll try STOOP-ID HUMAN TRICKS for $100 please.” 

TREBEK: “The Sooners have lost only 45 times in Bob Stoops 17+ seasons. But inexcusably, Saturday was the 15th time a Stoops coached team has lost as this…” (Buzzer) 

BOB: “You know, uh, you guys in the media, uh, like to blame me when, uh, its the players who play the game” (X- incorrect). 

JAY: “What is a double-digit favorite?” 

TREBEK: “Correct.  Go again.”

JAY: “STOOP-ID HUMAN TRICKS for $200 please. 

TREBEK: “Temper, frequenting strip-clubs and running QB’s.” (Buzzer) 

BOB: “You know, uh, we deal with that stuff internally, but uh, I’ll say this, we’ve won 7 Conference Championships, uh, I’d say that’s pretty good.” (X- incorrect). 

MIKE: “What are things that make me drink?” (X- incorrect).  

JAY: “What are three things Mike Stoops has never been able to control?” 

TREBEK: Correct. Coach Norvell, that puts you up by two scores early in this game...which should sound familiar…choose again.

JAY: I’ll take DUBIOUS DIGITS for $200 please. 

TREBEK: Despite a Longhorn defense that ranked 123^rd in the country in this area, the Sooners were successful on only 3 of their 12 attempts at this.... (Buzzer) 

MIKE: “What is touch Marcus Johnson with both hands when he scored in the first quarter?” 

TREBEK: “Let’s check with the judges…” (X- incorrect).  I’m sorry, that may be but we’re looking for a different task you failed at miserably.” 

JAY: “What is convert on third down?”

TREBEK: “Correct.  You're not even having to pass much at all”

JAY: “I’ll take DYSON’S & HOOVER’S for $200 please”. 

TREBEK: The only thing more frustrating than watching him miss block after block, is trying to dog cuss him when you can’t pronounce his name. (Buzzer) 

MIKE: “Who is, the entire OU offensive line?” (X- incorrect).  

TREBEK: “More specific, please.” 

JAY: “Who is Nila Kasitati?”

TREBEK: “Correct.  Starting to look like the OU coaches can't adjust to the blitz....still you're call Coach Norvell.”

JAY: “I’ll take DYSON’S & HOOVER’S for $300 please”

TREBEK: This Sooner lineman’s three point stance gave a whole new meaning to the phrase “Cow Tipping”. (Buzzer) 

MIKE: “What is Toby Keith's Should Have Been a Cow-boy?” (X- incorrect). TREBEK: “Seriously, are you drunk?”

JAY: “Who is Josiah St. John?” 

TREBEK: “Correct.  Jay, it’s still your board.”

BOB: "Uh, wait, who is that?"  

JAY: "He's one of your offensive tackles, Bob"

JAY: “Let’s go with RHYMES WITH BUCK for $500 please”. (Daily Double) TREBEK: “That our daily double…Jay, you’re the only one with money at this point, how much would you like to wager?” 

JAY: “Hell, just like Saturday, I don’t have anything to lose, I’ll go all in” 

TREBEK: “Our daily double is in the form of a video…please watch

TREBEK: “What expression, containing word that rhymes with buck, was used by the entire south end of the Cotton Bowl during and after D’onta Foreman’s 81 yard run?” 

JAY: “What is, 'What the Fxxx?” (Ding, ding, ding) 

TREBEK: “That’s correct…We would've also accepted "What is, 'Now we're fxxxxx" "What is, 'We fxxxxxxx suck" or "What is,'I can't fxxxxxxx believe this"

Looks like we're all out of time today, which brings an end to this edition of Red River Rivalry JEOPARDY!....Much like the Sooners undefeated record, top 10 ranking and hopefully, Mike Stoops job.