It’s October…and that means one thing to me: OU/Texas. I don’t care about watching a leaf change color before it falls off a tree and dies. Until United Nations Day is recognized with a day off, my excitement for it will continue to be minimal. This is my birthday month, but those are overrated…unless of course you aren’t having them. Halloween?…never been a fan. October is OU/Texas…and Saturday will mark my 29th consecutive year of attending the game. Thought I would take a look back at my OU/Texas history…by the numbers
1- My first OU-TX game was in 1982. I was sixteen years old. The cost of gas was $1.20. Survivor’s Eye of the Tiger was topping the charts, E.T was number one at the box office and the top rated show on television…why Dallas, of course.
2- Number of times since 1982 that the two teams ended the game with the score knotted (1984/1985). Ironically, it is the same number of times I have tied the knot during the same…proving that whether it’s the game of football, or the game of life…when it comes to ties…nobody goes home happy
3- The yard line the Longhorns were on when Texas QB Major Applewhite connected with Wayne McGarrity for a 97 yard touchdown pass in 1998. It is also the same number of OU fans still sitting in the south end of the stadium by the time McGarrity crossed the goal line.
4- The number of pork chop sandwiches I ate at the OU/Texas game in 2003
5- The longest win streak by either team (OU 2000-2004) in my 29 year consecutive game streak
6- The number of touchdowns scored by Sooner RB Quentin Griffin when the Sooners beat Texas 64-14 in 2000.
7- The number of coupons you need to buy a warm beer in a waxed paper cup at the State Fair of Texas
8- The number of vowels you would have to buy if you were trying to spell the name of former Sooner DB Chijioke Onyengecha on Wheel of Fortune.
9- The number of combined head football coaches for the two teams since 1982.
10 – Jersey number of Peter Gardere, Texas Longhorns QB (1988-91). Nicknamed “Peter the Great” by Longhorn fans, Gardere remains the only starting QB from either team in the 100 year history of the series to win 4 consecutive games against the other team. Not sure, but OU may have even been favored to win all four. Still have nightmares about Gardere throwing to the Cash brothers.
11- As in 11 A.M. kickoff. Who is the asshole TV network executive that thinks this is a good idea?
12- The row my seats are on in section 103
13- The number of times the Sooners have won since 1982. It is also the same number of times the Longhorns have won since 1982
14- The number of different variations of red, crimson and maroon that you will see Sooner fans dressed in at any given OU/Texas Game.
15- The average number of teeth found in the mouth of a State Fair of Texas carnival worker.
16- The number of different dates I have taken to the OU/Texas game in the last 29 years. None of which would go again on a bet.
17- The over and under number on how many beers I will drink on Saturday
18- The jersey number of Sooner QB Troy Aikman. Aikman was the starting QB in the 1985 OU/Texas game, a game won by OU 14-7.
19- The age of OU freshman student John Tyler Hammon. Why this might not seem interesting to you, maybe the fact that he is also the recently elected Mayor of Muskogee might be.
20- The jersey number of former Sooner LB Rocky Calmus. Calmus, with his right wrist in a cast, picked off Texas QB Chris Simms and returned it for a TD in the 2000 game.
21- The jersey number of Darrell Royal when he was an All-American….at The University of Oklahoma. Nice to know that UT has named their stadium after a Sooner
22- Marcus Dupree, Quentin Griffin
23- Big Tex wears Dickey jeans with a waist size of 23”
24- The number of days the State Fair of Texas runs every year
25 – The number of times in 106 meetings that the Sooners and Longhorns come into the game undefeated.
26- The number after 25
27- The average dollar amount you will spend on the Midway because some guy who hasn’t bathed in a week is challenging your ability to toss a ring around the neck of a twelve year old Shasta bottle. Your reward for getting lucky on your ninth throw? A lime green stuffed animal of non-descript origin so large that it requires a game ticket. It took you 30 minutes to win the thing, and about five minutes to get tired of carrying it around. Eventually you will set it down next to the funnel cake stand because you can’t even give the f-ing thing away. But hey, you showed Frank the Carney that you are nobody’s ring toss bitch.
28- Adrian Peterson
29- The number of times that I have gone to the game saying to myself, ”I want the Sooners to win this game more than any year I can ever remember”
Boomer Sooner - Beat Texas
Just the Opinion of One Mildly Interested Guy
Buddy Putty
The Overweight Armchair Sooner
Friday, October 7, 2011
Thursday, September 22, 2011
SOONERS SILENCE SEMINOLES IN SUNSHINE STATE SHOWDOWN
FSU War Chant:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_vpfblTqng
At first the War Chant was kind of catchy, almost captivating…cool even…but now…not so much. Now was having just watched Florida State score a touchdown on 3rd and 26 to tie the score at 13-13. Now was watching the momentum swing in FSU’s favor like a garnet and gold tidal wave. Now was watching the Sooner offense take the field, deep in its own territory after a rather uninspired attempt at returning the kickoff. Now the FSU War Chant was relentless, haunting…like the sound track you hear in a horror flick right before someone goes outside to see what is wrong. Now was when Sooner teams of recent years would make a mistake that would cost them a game. Now, OU was turning into Custer and Doak Campbell Stadium was looking more and more like their football Little Big Horn. Most of all, the Seminole War Chant was just loud…couldn’t hear myself cuss loud. Now was 9:24 to go in the fourth quarter…1st and 10 Sooners from their own 17 yard line. Then now...is when it happend.
Turns out that now…was when the Sooners would make all of that negative a back then. Turns out that Now would be an exorcism of recent road demon disasters, like kickoff returns in Missouri and safetys in College Station. Now was when a QB would grow up, a DB would wise up, a LB would heal-up...and two All-American receivers would man up. Now was when the Sooners would take a crucial step toward reaching their ultimate goal…National Title #8. Then..their crowd was loud...Now their crowd was silent. Some say silence can be golden…but it sounded a lot like Crimson to me.
PRE-GAME
I would like to issue a special thank you to Nick and Jan Waller for their hospitality, the transportation, the golf, the game tickets, and for putting up with my post game buffoonery. I am sorry about the circumstances that required your attention out of town…please know how much I appreciated all your effort and that you and your family are in my prayers. P.S...please fix your cheese drawer.
The Sooner Nation showed up in full force, as usual…Always amazed and impressed at the way our fans follow and support this team on the road.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh0AceT5WcM&feature=related
Oklahoma Sooners Intro Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jCNOhRjdjs&feature=related
Osceola/FSU Mascot Tradition:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLNFGfUYCBs&feature=related
THE GAME RECAP
OFFENSE
The opening drive was a thing of beauty. We seemingly have the ability to be more balanced this year…best running game since AD left. Even though the Sooners were unable to score a couple times running the ball inside the 10….the drive in the forth quarter that resulted in the game clinching field goal was huge. 8 straight running plays to run the clock and get close enough for Stevens to kick the ugliest field goal in college football history. Landry Jones still made two poor throws that resulted in INT’s…but all of that was forgotten with “The Drive’. His 3rd and 12 strike to Broyles over them middle while being pressured was NFL good. Yes, his pass to Stills for the touchdown hung up a bit…but it got there…unlike the “bullet” throw that missed a wide open Stills at A&M last year. Best of all (IMO) was how Landry handled the pressure and noise to lead this team. Again, I cannot stress to you how loud it was in the stadium...In my opinion he seems to be dealing with "the moment" much better than he has in the past.
The offensive line at times…dominated…except for Lane Johnson at right tackle. Johnson’s inexperience was exposed by the FSU defensive end. He will get better. Stephenson, Good & Habren were great in my opinion.
I am on the record as saying that I thought Kenny Stills was a star…and he proved it Saturday night. With Ryan Broyles battling the flu (but still coming up big), KS stepped up big time, making two highlight real catches. Kenny Stills makes it tougher for teams to automatically double team Broyles. I was surprised our Tight Ends were not more involved…but with Stills and Broyles combining for over 14 catches…it didn’t matter.
Stills TD Catch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTgoypNKa4&feature=related
DEFENSE
Wow. Impressive.
I was as surprised as everyone else to see Travis Lewis suited up during pre-game. He is not at 100% obviously, but just having him out there makes my blood pressure drop back down to the double-by-pass level.
I thought the defensive line played as well as I have seen them play since Tommy Harris was here. Sooner Nation….please allow me to introduce you to R.J. Washington. R.J. has recently come out of the witness protection program to record sacks in consecutive games.
The Noles TD was a fluke…but the secondary is giving up to many flukes. A week after having three major coverage breakdowns, Javon Harris made two huge game changing plays…and was voted The Big 12 Minus 2 Conference defensive player of the week.
Tom Wort was everywhere. His tip and interception I thought was the play of the game.
Tom Wort Interception:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2LpBEiJeSM
SPECIAL TEAMS
Close, but...Noles came within inches of returning the kickoff for a TD right after OU’s first TD.
Tress Way = All American
Jimmy Stevens = Blind Date….you never know what your gonna get or whether or not you are going to score…Hell, with Stevens, sometimes you just hope no one gets hurt. Yes, he was three for three on field goals…and that is all that matters...but wow….the last one may have been the ugliest score since Julia Roberts woke up next to Lyle Lovett. The video below showing Stoops' reaction to the kick is priceless.
See Stoops reaction to Stevens last field goal:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCUHAgiOCSY
SCATTERSHOOTING SUMMARY
It was nice to win a football game in the state of Florida again…Saturday night’s victory broke a three game Sunshine State losing streak (Miami, Florida & USC).
While it would have been nice to win by a more comfortable margin…the way the Sooners won this game could really pay big dividends down the road. I thought this was the gutsy win since maybe the 2000 A&M win in College Station.
This OU team is physical on both sides of the football.
Heupel needs to figure out a new signal or silent indicator for the shotgun snap...clearly, the Seminoles were picking up on it and getting such a big jump I thought they were off-sides.
Love the way Whaley, Millard and Clay run the football.
Travis Lewis is IMO the unquestioned leader of this team…and may go down as one of the best team leaders in school history…(cause I spend so much time in the locker room makes me qualified to say that)
Stoops is really cracking down on player post play celebrations…just ask Casey Walker
Just the Opinion Of One Mildly Interested Guy
Buddy Putty
The Overweight Armchair Sooner
PRE-GAME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_vpfblTqng
At first the War Chant was kind of catchy, almost captivating…cool even…but now…not so much. Now was having just watched Florida State score a touchdown on 3rd and 26 to tie the score at 13-13. Now was watching the momentum swing in FSU’s favor like a garnet and gold tidal wave. Now was watching the Sooner offense take the field, deep in its own territory after a rather uninspired attempt at returning the kickoff. Now the FSU War Chant was relentless, haunting…like the sound track you hear in a horror flick right before someone goes outside to see what is wrong. Now was when Sooner teams of recent years would make a mistake that would cost them a game. Now, OU was turning into Custer and Doak Campbell Stadium was looking more and more like their football Little Big Horn. Most of all, the Seminole War Chant was just loud…couldn’t hear myself cuss loud. Now was 9:24 to go in the fourth quarter…1st and 10 Sooners from their own 17 yard line. Then now...is when it happend.
Turns out that now…was when the Sooners would make all of that negative a back then. Turns out that Now would be an exorcism of recent road demon disasters, like kickoff returns in Missouri and safetys in College Station. Now was when a QB would grow up, a DB would wise up, a LB would heal-up...and two All-American receivers would man up. Now was when the Sooners would take a crucial step toward reaching their ultimate goal…National Title #8. Then..their crowd was loud...Now their crowd was silent. Some say silence can be golden…but it sounded a lot like Crimson to me.
PRE-GAME
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| Nick and Jan Waller |
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| The Downtown Get-Down |
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| The OAS with the FSU Pom-Pom Squad |
On Friday nights before home games, the city closes down a couple of streets and has what they call the “Downtown Throw-Down” or "Get-Down" or "Hoe-Down" or something. Standard blocked off street type activities…beer, souvenirs, cellular service booths, large fury mascots of unknown origin scarring little children…and of course, a chance to have your picture made with the FSU Pom-Pom girls.
The Sooner Nation showed up in full force, as usual…Always amazed and impressed at the way our fans follow and support this team on the road.
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| The Tomahawk |
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| Doak Campbell Stadium |
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| Terry, Nick and The OAS |
I can’t ever remember an atmosphere this electric, this anticipated, this talked about…this early in the season. Seminole fans were quick to point out that they had not had this type build up, this type emotion in 10 years. ‘Noles fans felt like their team was back…and this was a chance to prove it. I do think they are good, but ran up against a team in OU, that I think has a chance to be special.
Game day was spent at a couple local bars…The Tomahawk and Potbellies…the local version of Brothers and O’Connell’s.
Doak Campbell Stadium is deceptively large. It is a single deck stadium, with 89 rows…I know because we sat on it...with the 50 yard line splitting our four seats. Like I have already mentioned, the crowd was very good, very loud. They have some cool traditions….the biggest of which is Chief Osceola, like he does in real life, leads the Seminoles out of their west end-zone tunnel. When he and his paint horse, Renegade reach mid-field, the horse rears up its front two legs before Osceola throws down his fiery spear into the logo at mid-field. This tradition was recently voted the best in college football. I feel certain that our fake, fury, horse-pig, absolute jokes of a mascot were a close second…but I don’t know that for a fact.
Videos:
Pre-game build up:Game day was spent at a couple local bars…The Tomahawk and Potbellies…the local version of Brothers and O’Connell’s.
Doak Campbell Stadium is deceptively large. It is a single deck stadium, with 89 rows…I know because we sat on it...with the 50 yard line splitting our four seats. Like I have already mentioned, the crowd was very good, very loud. They have some cool traditions….the biggest of which is Chief Osceola, like he does in real life, leads the Seminoles out of their west end-zone tunnel. When he and his paint horse, Renegade reach mid-field, the horse rears up its front two legs before Osceola throws down his fiery spear into the logo at mid-field. This tradition was recently voted the best in college football. I feel certain that our fake, fury, horse-pig, absolute jokes of a mascot were a close second…but I don’t know that for a fact.
Videos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh0AceT5WcM&feature=related
Oklahoma Sooners Intro Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jCNOhRjdjs&feature=related
Osceola/FSU Mascot Tradition:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLNFGfUYCBs&feature=related
THE GAME RECAP
OFFENSE
The opening drive was a thing of beauty. We seemingly have the ability to be more balanced this year…best running game since AD left. Even though the Sooners were unable to score a couple times running the ball inside the 10….the drive in the forth quarter that resulted in the game clinching field goal was huge. 8 straight running plays to run the clock and get close enough for Stevens to kick the ugliest field goal in college football history. Landry Jones still made two poor throws that resulted in INT’s…but all of that was forgotten with “The Drive’. His 3rd and 12 strike to Broyles over them middle while being pressured was NFL good. Yes, his pass to Stills for the touchdown hung up a bit…but it got there…unlike the “bullet” throw that missed a wide open Stills at A&M last year. Best of all (IMO) was how Landry handled the pressure and noise to lead this team. Again, I cannot stress to you how loud it was in the stadium...In my opinion he seems to be dealing with "the moment" much better than he has in the past.
The offensive line at times…dominated…except for Lane Johnson at right tackle. Johnson’s inexperience was exposed by the FSU defensive end. He will get better. Stephenson, Good & Habren were great in my opinion.
I am on the record as saying that I thought Kenny Stills was a star…and he proved it Saturday night. With Ryan Broyles battling the flu (but still coming up big), KS stepped up big time, making two highlight real catches. Kenny Stills makes it tougher for teams to automatically double team Broyles. I was surprised our Tight Ends were not more involved…but with Stills and Broyles combining for over 14 catches…it didn’t matter.
Stills TD Catch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTgoypNKa4&feature=related
DEFENSE
Wow. Impressive.
I was as surprised as everyone else to see Travis Lewis suited up during pre-game. He is not at 100% obviously, but just having him out there makes my blood pressure drop back down to the double-by-pass level.
I thought the defensive line played as well as I have seen them play since Tommy Harris was here. Sooner Nation….please allow me to introduce you to R.J. Washington. R.J. has recently come out of the witness protection program to record sacks in consecutive games.
The Noles TD was a fluke…but the secondary is giving up to many flukes. A week after having three major coverage breakdowns, Javon Harris made two huge game changing plays…and was voted The Big 12 Minus 2 Conference defensive player of the week.
Tom Wort was everywhere. His tip and interception I thought was the play of the game.
Tom Wort Interception:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2LpBEiJeSM
SPECIAL TEAMS
Close, but...Noles came within inches of returning the kickoff for a TD right after OU’s first TD.
Tress Way = All American
Jimmy Stevens = Blind Date….you never know what your gonna get or whether or not you are going to score…Hell, with Stevens, sometimes you just hope no one gets hurt. Yes, he was three for three on field goals…and that is all that matters...but wow….the last one may have been the ugliest score since Julia Roberts woke up next to Lyle Lovett. The video below showing Stoops' reaction to the kick is priceless.
See Stoops reaction to Stevens last field goal:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCUHAgiOCSY
SCATTERSHOOTING SUMMARY
It was nice to win a football game in the state of Florida again…Saturday night’s victory broke a three game Sunshine State losing streak (Miami, Florida & USC).
While it would have been nice to win by a more comfortable margin…the way the Sooners won this game could really pay big dividends down the road. I thought this was the gutsy win since maybe the 2000 A&M win in College Station.
This OU team is physical on both sides of the football.
Heupel needs to figure out a new signal or silent indicator for the shotgun snap...clearly, the Seminoles were picking up on it and getting such a big jump I thought they were off-sides.
Love the way Whaley, Millard and Clay run the football.
Travis Lewis is IMO the unquestioned leader of this team…and may go down as one of the best team leaders in school history…(cause I spend so much time in the locker room makes me qualified to say that)
Stoops is really cracking down on player post play celebrations…just ask Casey Walker
Just the Opinion Of One Mildly Interested Guy
Buddy Putty
The Overweight Armchair Sooner
PRE-GAME
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
2011 Season Kickoff News Conference
The OAS: “I am really excited to be kicking off the 2011 season, my 7th as The Overweight Armchair Sooner. I would like to start by thanking those who actually reads this stuff. The feedback and impute I have received over the years has been both rewarding and humbling….so thank you."
"On an administrative note…The OAS updates will be sent out weekly to those I have on the e-mail distribution list (if you know of anyone that would like to be added to that list, please let me know). The OAS can also be found now on Facebook via my personal page (Buddy Putty) https://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/buddyputty or
The Overweight Armchair Sooner fan page...(please become a fan)
https://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/pages/The-Overweight-Armchair-Sooner/158642207491526
So before I move on to the Florida State game recap…are there any questions?”
Reporter: “Would you please discuss your controversial off-season transfer to Fort Worth”
The OAS: “Sure. Yes, as some of you may know, I moved to Fort Worth last March. A younger fraternity brother of mine, Brian “Styx” Sanders, has a large house on the west side of Fort Worth. Early in the year, he and his girlfriend decided that they had used up their eligibility... so she left the program. When she left, she took two sconces, the hand towels from the powder room and a large portion of “their” furniture with her. I was looking to move to Fort Worth…and…since I had a couch, a lamp and an eight piece place setting that came with me…it seemed to make sense for both of us. No controversy”
Reporter: “Rumor is that there is another bachelor roommate, is that true?”
The OAS: Yes, there are three of us…but due to some unresolved legal matters concerning my other roommates previous living situation…I am not at liberty to give out his name at this time. Until he has been declared “eligible to play” by the powers that be…I will have no further comment.”
Reporter: “When you say the powers that be… are you referring to the NCAA?
The OAS: “No, the TCDC…Tarrant County Divorce Court”
Reporter: “What do you say to the people out there who are on the record as saying you are too old to be living in a bachelor pad/frat house type environment?”
The OAS: “I say…Mom, you worry too much.”
Reporter: "There are reports that there was an investigation into your current living situation by the Riverhollow Home Owners Association. I have sources who say that the inquiry uncovered a multitude of rules violations in regards to conduct by people your age. Infractions such as dairy products sixty days past expiration in the refrigerator; a wet bar where a half empty bottle of Jeremiah Weed was found…and a hot tub in such demand that a sign-up sheet and rules of etiquette had to be posted. The report goes on to state that over the last few months there has been numerous impromptu parties, several of which are said to have included catered food, hip hop music and a fully stocked bar. Weekends not involving parties were said to have been spent on area lakes with bikini clad woman under the age of thirty. These young ladies, some of whom sported tattoos, were encouraged to drink beer and Boones Farm wine. Again… hip hop music was said to be present.”
The OAS: “Is there a question in there somewhere?”
Reporter: “Are these reports accurate?”
The OAS: “There are no posted rules at the house involving the hot tub…or anything else for that matter…you can’t post what you don’t have…but outside of that, your information in pretty much dead on. Can we talk about the game now?”
Just The Opinion of One Mildly Interested Guy
- Buddy Putty
The Overweight Armchair Sooner
"On an administrative note…The OAS updates will be sent out weekly to those I have on the e-mail distribution list (if you know of anyone that would like to be added to that list, please let me know). The OAS can also be found now on Facebook via my personal page (Buddy Putty) https://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/buddyputty or
The Overweight Armchair Sooner fan page...(please become a fan)
https://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/pages/The-Overweight-Armchair-Sooner/158642207491526
So before I move on to the Florida State game recap…are there any questions?”
Reporter: “Would you please discuss your controversial off-season transfer to Fort Worth”
The OAS: “Sure. Yes, as some of you may know, I moved to Fort Worth last March. A younger fraternity brother of mine, Brian “Styx” Sanders, has a large house on the west side of Fort Worth. Early in the year, he and his girlfriend decided that they had used up their eligibility... so she left the program. When she left, she took two sconces, the hand towels from the powder room and a large portion of “their” furniture with her. I was looking to move to Fort Worth…and…since I had a couch, a lamp and an eight piece place setting that came with me…it seemed to make sense for both of us. No controversy”
Reporter: “Rumor is that there is another bachelor roommate, is that true?”
The OAS: Yes, there are three of us…but due to some unresolved legal matters concerning my other roommates previous living situation…I am not at liberty to give out his name at this time. Until he has been declared “eligible to play” by the powers that be…I will have no further comment.”
Reporter: “When you say the powers that be… are you referring to the NCAA?
The OAS: “No, the TCDC…Tarrant County Divorce Court”
Reporter: “What do you say to the people out there who are on the record as saying you are too old to be living in a bachelor pad/frat house type environment?”
The OAS: “I say…Mom, you worry too much.”
Reporter: "There are reports that there was an investigation into your current living situation by the Riverhollow Home Owners Association. I have sources who say that the inquiry uncovered a multitude of rules violations in regards to conduct by people your age. Infractions such as dairy products sixty days past expiration in the refrigerator; a wet bar where a half empty bottle of Jeremiah Weed was found…and a hot tub in such demand that a sign-up sheet and rules of etiquette had to be posted. The report goes on to state that over the last few months there has been numerous impromptu parties, several of which are said to have included catered food, hip hop music and a fully stocked bar. Weekends not involving parties were said to have been spent on area lakes with bikini clad woman under the age of thirty. These young ladies, some of whom sported tattoos, were encouraged to drink beer and Boones Farm wine. Again… hip hop music was said to be present.”
The OAS: “Is there a question in there somewhere?”
Reporter: “Are these reports accurate?”
The OAS: “There are no posted rules at the house involving the hot tub…or anything else for that matter…you can’t post what you don’t have…but outside of that, your information in pretty much dead on. Can we talk about the game now?”
- Buddy Putty
The Overweight Armchair Sooner
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